Cancer Survivor Discovers Secret to Banishing Worry — Experts Left Speechless!
Theresa no longer worries!
“I’ve never slept better!”
The scientific and mental health community are stunned at what is being hailed as “The greatest breakthrough since Cern began colliding really, really, REALLY tiny bits of pieces.”
The discovery came as the result of an unlikely encounter between a recent breast cancer survivor, Theresa Winn and an unconventional neuroscientist, Howard Snodgrass.
Winn, a self-professed “worryholic” has struggled with worry since youth. “I just figured I came spring loaded,” Winn states. “Mom’s admonishments to ‘not borrow trouble’ only made me worry more that I was borrowing trouble,” she adds. It’s a vicious cycle, she adds.
Winn has endured many, many horrible things, and while mostly in her imagination, it’s been a lot. “Like, a SHIT TON of bad shit,” Winn adds.
A cancer diagnosis only furthered Winn’s suffering, even though she is cancer-free and is at low risk of reoccurrence.
“Every bump, itch and twitch triggered an OH MY GOD IS IT CANCER?” she says.
And then it seemed serendipity intervened. While fighting with the self-checkout lane at Frye’s, help came to her in the most unlikely of places.
“The clerk was busy helping someone else when this other customer came to my aid. He helped me get my root beer scanned and while we were chatting, I did my usual over sharing and told him how it was instances like this that didn’t help my worry and anxiety issues,” Winn states.
Was this a cosmic moment? This wasn’t just any ordinary Joe.
Winn was chatting with Howard Snodgrass, an event planner turned neuroscientist.
Snodgrass recently discovered a breakthrough treatment for worryholism and offered to assist Winn.
Snodgrass explains, “I discovered an amygdala within the amygdala. It’s this little sucker than turns the worry tendencies off and on.”
Using a proprietary formula of gluten-free, cruelty-free, organic and locally sourced herbs, Snodgrass unlocked the prison door of worry.
“Just one dose does the trick!” he exclaimed.
Snodgrass’ work is awaiting peer review. This is a bit tricky, he says, adding that his path from event-planner to neuroscientist is unconventional.
“Other neuroscientists are skeptical of my credentials. But let me tell you, there are a lot of similarities in dealing with a bridezilla or neuroscience research,” Snodgrass adds.
Winn isn’t concerned about scientific mumbo jumbo. She’s just so happy to be cured and reports new realms of happiness and freedom.
“I’ve never slept better!” she says.
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